potong kambing

yap yap yap. perasaan heboh banget ya tentang potong kambing. malem takbiran, solat ied, and finally, we kill that goat! (ih!!)

pernah gak sih, ngerasa kasian pas motong kambing. tadi pagi, bokap gue yang nyembeleh kambing keluarga gue.. kambingnya skriming skriming gitu deh (baca: skriming = screaming = teriak)

ah tau ah.

hari ini saya lagi gak jelas. tapi, sepanjang hari saya online dengan puas sampe mabok
walopun, sebenernya pikiran lagi pusing
desember 7 ujian akhir semester! 19 desember bagi rapot! tengah bulan maret udah mulai uan! gimana gak setres?

untuk menghilangkan setres, marilah kita menundukan kepala sejenak dan menceburkan diri ke jamban. jah!
bisa ngilangin setres, kalo nyebur ke jamban!


oh iya, baru baru ini gue searching tentang mantan mantannya anak suju. dan ternyata, si jessica snsd itu emang maruk.

asal anda tau ya, dia itu laku gara gara mukanya di oplas!! (godaan setan menjelekan jesica SNSD)
buahaha. maaf, tapi selama jesica ga ngerti bahasa indonesia, itu aman aman saja kan?
abisnya, dia tuh katanya pernah macarin donghae, jejung (jaejoong / hero "dbsk") dan hecul!

andaikata, itu cuma gosip belaka. tetap saja saya murka
kenapa?
...
Emm...ga tau. rasanya mau marah aja. udah eneg ngeliat mukanya dia, tapi saya suka lagunya SNSD..

so, here she is... (jangan tertipu, dia cantik gara gara operasi pelastik! catat itu!) --> maaf ya buat fans nya jessica..

muahaha.. sekarang banyak yang suka chat di omegle.
termasuk saya, keren bukan?

di omegle.com tuh bisa ketemu orang orang ga jelas dari seluruh penjuru dunia. nih contohnye :

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: HEY

Stranger: I'm not horny and i dont have a webcam, and I'm not a girl, so if youre looking for some action, you should go look elsewhere, just saying.. :P

You: thats good

Stranger: nice

You: so, do you hate indonesia?

Stranger: where you from?

Stranger: naw man, i actually have quite some friends from indonesia

You: great. im indonesian

You: i just hate when people in omegle said that they hate indonesian

Stranger: thats stupid

You: yeah

Stranger: like, most of them have never even met anybody from indonesia

You: yes. thats right!! so. where are you from

Stranger: holland

You: cool

Stranger: u guys used to be a dutch colony, so quite a lot of indonesians live in holland :)

Stranger: dude i even had an indonesian girlfriend lol :P

You: oh yea? wow. thats good

You: your gf lived in indonesai

Stranger: no in holland

Stranger: but she was indonesian

You: oo. great

You: how old are you

Stranger: 19

Stranger: u?

You: 13

Stranger: ok

Stranger: male?

You: no

You: female

Stranger: k cool

You: thx

Stranger: so where do you live in ondonesia?

You: jakarta

Stranger: nice :)

Stranger: capital city ^^

You: yea. can you speak indonesian?

You: hehe

Stranger: no man

Stranger: not a word

You: oo

Stranger: say something

You: in indonesian?

Stranger: yeah

You: namaku michel. aku tinggal di kota jakarta (my name is michel. i lived in jakarta)

Stranger: and lets see if i understand

Stranger: aah cool

Stranger: i do know one word

Stranger: annak - child

You: oh.

Stranger: right?

You: yes. but it just one n. not double

You: but you are good

Stranger: ah ok

You: now, your turn. say something

Stranger: i also heard that everything thats plural (more of one) you just say the word twice

Stranger: so

Stranger: anak is child

Stranger: anak anak is children

You: yes

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i have a friend

Stranger: his nickname kinda

Stranger: is anak maluku :)

You: oo. thats nice

You: hey. say something in holland language

Stranger: hey sorry i gotta bounce, maybe we'll talk again ;)

Stranger: later

Terus di diskonek. Yah. Padahal keren ni cowo

tapi jangan salah. banyak juga yang sebel sama indonesia. ah. nyebelin. tapi banyak suka orang orang tipe gajelas.

TIPS: KALO KETEMU ORANG GA JELAS, DISKONEK AJA.

okeh okeh?